London removals

The number
that actually
moves the price

It is not the van. It is not the mileage. In this city the figure that decides what a move costs and whether it goes well is how many pairs of hands turn up — and on more jobs than anyone admits, the building picks that number rather than the load.

Counted in hands

Six crews, and what each one is honestly for

We quote the crew first and the vehicle second, because the vehicle almost never decides anything. Below is every crew we run, what it covers and — more usefully — where it stops.

The physical part

What one pair of hands cannot do

Every one of these is a constraint rather than an upsell. A second person is not a faster version of one person — on most furniture it is the difference between the job being possible and not. A third person is nearly always the building speaking. And one item on this list we will not take at any crew size.

A three-seat sofa

Why not alone

It is not the weight. One person cannot control both ends through a ninety-degree turn, and a sofa that pivots unaided takes the plaster with it.

Two

One leads and reads the turn, one follows and takes the weight. This is the normal way and it works.

Three

Only where it has to go over a bannister or through a window, where a third person anchors from below.

A double or king mattress

Why not alone

A pocket-sprung king is close to unmanageable alone on stairs because it folds against you rather than with you.

Two

Routine. One at each end, on edge, and it goes down a straight flight without drama.

Three

A tight dogleg staircase where the mattress has to be fed round rather than carried.

A washing machine or dishwasher

Why not alone

A drum that is not transit-bolted swings inside the case, so the load moves while you are holding it. On stairs that is how people get hurt.

Two

Two and a sack trolley. Disconnection should be done and drained before we arrive.

Three

Basement steps, or any flight without a handrail on at least one side.

An American-style fridge-freezer

Why not alone

Too wide for one person to get a grip either side of, and heavy enough that a slip cannot be recovered.

Two

Two, strapped, upright, and standing for a while before it is switched on at the far end.

Three

Any staircase at all. These do not go up or down stairs with two people.

A wardrobe that will not dismantle

Why not alone

A glued carcass is a large light box with no grip points and an enormous sail area on a windy day.

Two

On the level, yes. Through a standard doorway, usually only if it is laid down first.

Three

Stairs, or any approach where it cannot be laid flat at some point.

An upright piano

Why not alone

The weight sits high and off-centre, and it does not behave like furniture at any crew size.

Two

No.

Three

No. A piano is a specialist job with specialist equipment and we will say so rather than attempt it.

We do not move pianos. Not with two people, not with four, not with a stair climber. It is a specialist job with specialist equipment and the honest answer is a different firm.

Not your decision

The crew the building decides

Six situations, all of them common in London, where the number of people has nothing to do with how much you own. In each one somebody has to be doing something other than carrying — holding a lift, staging a lobby, staying with a vehicle — and that person still has to exist.

Three

One passenger lift, shared with residents

You cannot hold it and nobody will thank you for trying.

Everything is staged in the lobby first and moved in bursts, which needs someone permanently at each end of the lift.

Three or four

A booked goods lift with a window

Building management issues a slot and the slot is the whole day.

The load has to be beside the lift before the window opens, not fetched during it. That is a separate person doing nothing but staging.

Two, three if the turn is tight

A single Victorian staircase

A half-landing turn with a fixed clear diagonal, shared with the flat below.

Nothing can be left in the stairwell, so the carry is continuous and the pace is set by the narrowest point.

Three

A red route or a clearway frontage

No stopping, no loading, and enforcement by camera rather than by a person.

The vehicle cannot be left, which removes one person from the carry for the entire job regardless of the load.

Three or four

A suspended bay two streets away

The nearest legal standing point is not the address.

The carry becomes the job. Distance multiplies every trip, and trips are what the crew count actually buys you.

Three

A gated mews or an estate with bollards

No vehicle access to the door at all, on any permit.

Everything is trolleyed in from the nearest reachable point, on whatever surface is between the two.

This is why we ask what floor you are on and where a vehicle can legally stand before we ask how many boxes there are. Get those two answers right and the crew size follows on its own.

How far the hands go

Leaving the country

All four destinations are road routes, which means the crew that packs your flat in London is the crew that unloads it at the far end. What is not ours is the crossing itself — a booked slot on an operator we do not own — and the paperwork, which is legally yours. We would rather say so than imply otherwise.

How an overseas move runs

Asked most often

Questions about crew size

1Why price by crew rather than by van?
Because in London the van is rarely the constraint and the crew always is. A Luton will hold a one-bed flat several times over; what decides the day is how many people can be carrying at once, and how many of them the building lets you spare.
2Can I just book one person to save money?
For boxes, flat-pack and collections where somebody is waiting at the other end, yes, and we will quote it. For anything with a sofa, a mattress or a machine in it, one person is not a cheaper option — it is a job that does not get done.
3Who decides whether I need three?
Usually the building. A held lift, a suspended bay two streets away, a red-route frontage or a staircase that has to stay clear all take one person permanently away from carrying, and that person still has to exist.
4Does a bigger crew mean a bigger bill?
It means more people and fewer trips. Where the carry is long or the lift is shared, three people frequently finish a job that two would still be working on, and that is the whole reason the third one is there.
5Do packers come with the moving crew?
No. Packing is separate people on a separate visit, usually before the moving crew arrives. Booking it on the morning of the move is the commonest way a well-planned day comes apart.
6Do you move pianos?
No — not at any crew size. The weight sits high and off-centre and it does not behave like furniture. It is a specialist job with specialist equipment and we say so rather than attempt it.

More on the questions page — counting the crew, access and parking, what happens on the day, leaving the country, and how quotes work here.

Tell us the stairs, not the boxes

Both addresses, what floor each one is on, where a vehicle can legally stand at either end, and the widest thing you own. That is what sets the crew — and the crew is what sets the price.